Bountiful Basket Case of Modern Day Laverne and Shirley

A Humorous Day in the Life Of Unknown Moon Girl

The following is based on a true event. No names have been changed. 

I promised my bestie "Jilly"  I'd go with her at 6:30 this morning to pick up our 

Bountiful Baskets. Woke her up a couple of times around 6, she wouldn't but so

I finally told her we gotta leave. She jumps up, gets ready real quick and get

her keys. She takes one look at me in my unmatching colors of mauve color

sweatpants, a blue shirt, and white gladiator sandals (in my defense it was 

super early on my day off!) and with a horrified expression she

said,"Really...you going like that?". 

I told her I didn't care, and she responded that probably no one would at this

time of morning. I muttered, "Apparently, someone does!".

We get in her car, drive down the street, I turned to look at her and asked if we 

have bags for the stuff. The brakes yields sharply and squeals, the car goes in 

reverse all the way down the block, I run in and get the bags and jump back in

the car. We go to make a right, the car in front doesn't turn even though it's

clear, we honk and yell at it for not being considerate that we are on crunched

time for our pick up time. Finally on our way, we suddenly see a white car zip by

running a red light and at least going 80 mph, we yell, "What's the big hurry

this early in the morning? You're gonna kill someone!". 

Get to our destination, renewed excitement over seeing our produce and fruits

selections for the week. A nice lady gave us her beets as she said her family

dislikes them, how nice of her! (Unless, she was thinking I needed them more

than her after observing my color blind wardrobe pick). We bag them and go to

the car. There's a bloody napkin that mysteriously appears out of nowhere by

our car. We discussed the oddness of this for several minutes (Remember, NO

coffee yet, our brains are clearly lacking intellectually stimulating conversation

needs).

Heading east to go home and there is the most fiery, brightest, and big sunrise

that is happening. The sun looked unusually fake in a perfect and super

ginormous proportion coming over the mountains. It felt like it was burning our

retinas with sunglasses on and sunshade down! We then discussed if it was

possibly an apocalypse sign, (Again, going on less than 4 hours sleep and no

coffee). Get home, take pictures of the food, nod our heads in satisfaction. 

Looked at each other, nodded again...and silently retreated to our rooms to 

crash back to sleep to be ready for coherent and rational thoughts later on.